The Squid Calendar

It seems to me that Valentine’s Day very precisely divides the general population into four distinct groups:

Group 1 – The couples – happily enjoying this day of love.

Group 2 – The seekers – out at a singles bar, looking to become a member of group 1 by the end of the night, if only just for tonight.

Group 3 – The babysitters – caring for the children of group 1 in an effort to forget that they are not in group 1 and have given up being in group 2.

Group 4 – The wallowers – home alone or at work, denying the holiday exists or rationalizing it as a ploy by Hallmark and the candy makers.

Which group are YOU in?

The True Story of Valentine’s Day by unique_freak77

(Photo by robbie1 used under CC 2.0)